forgetgutenberg:

HEY Y’ALL look wiseass reviews of hockey romance novels (apparently that’s a thing, who knew) by one of my awesome weirdo friends (who is the person who made me into a hockey player and a professional academic which just makes this even better): the Fictional Hockey League! pls encourage her; I need more things to read on the internet.

sirtroyofbaker:

balalaikaboss:

ejacutastic:

I DIDN’T LEARN ABOUT THIS IN DRIVING SCHOOL

Stop says the red light, go says the green
Wait says the yellow light, twinkling in between. 
KNEEL, SAYS THE DEMON LIGHTWITH ITS EYE OF COAL SAURON KNOWS YOUR LICENSE PLATE AND STARES INTO YOUR SOUL

THIS IS ALWAYS FUNNY

sirtroyofbaker:

balalaikaboss:

ejacutastic:

I DIDN’T LEARN ABOUT THIS IN DRIVING SCHOOL

Stop says the red light, go says the green

Wait says the yellow light, twinkling in between. 

KNEEL, SAYS THE DEMON LIGHT
WITH ITS EYE OF COAL 
SAURON KNOWS YOUR LICENSE PLATE 
AND STARES INTO YOUR SOUL

THIS IS ALWAYS FUNNY

(via waxjism)

Beginning of a recruitment email I just got:

copperbadge:

historymiss:

'If you have been inspired by films such as the Wolf of Wall Street'

*crawls off the bus in horror*

They probably would have gotten a better response just straight-up admitting “Now hiring sociopaths”.

hunnidthousand:

I thought mpreg was like a type of audio/video format and I googled it and well I am wrong. 

(via torigates)

Tags: hahaha

rosalarian:

Gonna keep a tally of messages I get from a) white feminists completely proving my point and b) people who think this comic proves feminism is worthless because I criticized one part of it. (Even despite me writing these words underneath the comic.) Then I’ll add them all up, see which column has more, and then drink myself to sleep either way.
Haha… this is why we can’t have nice things.

rosalarian:

Gonna keep a tally of messages I get from a) white feminists completely proving my point and b) people who think this comic proves feminism is worthless because I criticized one part of it. (Even despite me writing these words underneath the comic.) Then I’ll add them all up, see which column has more, and then drink myself to sleep either way.

Haha… this is why we can’t have nice things.

(via didoxidate)

galaxystew:

rhea314:

Oh Leverage <3s my OT3… posted because trailofdesire needs to see this vid. Also because everyone else out there who’s fond of Leverage should as well.

thingswithwings is a GENIUS.

(via seananmcguire)

thaqafa:

Islamic calligraphy in various scripts

(via rob-anybody)

(Source: glamorousben, via torigates)

methlaboratories:

CAN I GET A HELL YEAH IF YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU’RE DOING WITH YOUR LIFE AND YOU DON’T GET ENOUGH SLEEP

(Source: yvov, via bropunzeling)

Tags: my life!