What the hell do I call this thing?

imaginarycircus:

devilsmadvocate:

thepeoplesrecord:

Got this in my email today:

Dear friends, 

We are elders of the Maasai from Tanzania, one of Africa’s oldest tribes. The government has just announced that it plans to kick thousands of our families off our lands so that wealthy tourists can use them to shoot lions and leopards.The evictions are to begin immediately.

Last year, when word first leaked about this plan, almost one million Avaaz members rallied to our aid. Your attention and the storm it created forced the government to deny the plan, and set them back months. But the President has waited for international attention to die down, and now he’s revived his plan to take our land. We need your help again, urgently.

President Kikwete may not care about us, but he has shown he’ll respond to global media and public pressure — to all of you! We may only have hours. Please stand with us to protect our land, our people and our world’s most majestic animals, and tell everyone before it is too late. This is our last hope:

http://www.avaaz.org/en/maasai_fb_dm_3/?bNDofcb&v=23793

Our people have lived off the land in Tanzania and Kenya for centuries. Our communities respect our fellow animals and protect and preserve the delicate ecosystem. But the government has for years sought to profit by giving rich princes and kings from the Middle East access to our land to kill. In 2009, when they tried to clear our land to make way for these hunting sprees, we resisted, and hundreds of us were arrested and beaten. Last year, rich princes shot at birds in trees from helicopters. This killing goes against everything in our culture.

Now the government has announced it will clear a huge swath of our land to make way for what it claims will be a wildlife corridor, but many suspect it’s just a ruse to give a foreign hunting corporation and the rich tourists it caters to easier access to shoot at majestic animals. The government claims this new arrangement is some sort of accommodation, but its effect on our people’s way of life will be disastrous. There are thousands of us who could have our lives uprooted, losing our homes, the land on which our animals graze, or both.

President Kikwete knows this deal would be controversial with Tanzania’s tourists - a critical source of national income - and does not want a big PR disaster. If we can urgently generate even more global outrage than we did before, and get the media writing about it, we know it can make him think twice. Stand with us now to call on Kikwete to stop the sell off:

This land grab could spell the end for the Maasai in this part of Tanzania and many of our community have said they would rather die than be forced from their homes. On behalf of our people and the animals who graze in these lands, please stand with us to change the mind of our President.

With hope and determination,

— The Maasai community of Ngorongoro District

Sources: 

• The Guardian: Maasai fury as plan to lure Arabian Gulf tourists threatens their ancestral land

• allAfrica: Land Grab Could Spell ‘The End of the Maasai’

• IPP Media: Maasai villagers frustrate efforts to vacate for Ortelo 

• The Guardian: Tanzania denies plan to evict Maasai for royal hunting ground 

• The Guardian: “Tourism is a curse to us” 

• New Internationalist Magazine: “Hunted down” 

• Society for Threatened People: Briefing on the eviction of the Loliondo Maasai 

• FEMACT: Report by 16 human rights investigators & media on violence in Loliondo

• The Endorois people (also in Kenya) were removed from their sacred land in the 1970s under similar circumstances & for similar motives (the establishment of parks for colonial tourists.

PLEASE REBLOG THIS AND SPREAD THE WORD GUYS. Traditional cultures in East Africa have been getting completely trampled on by the government and barely anyone seems to know or care. And this loss of land isn’t just destroying their livelihood but their entire culture. These really are issues that could actually get some backing if people just freakin’ knew about them, so PLEASE SIGNAL BOOST!

Everything about this is awful. Please consider signing.

beersandbeckelines:

staceythinx:

Some of the 14 Spectacular Basalt Formations assembled for a beautiful and informative gallery by The World Geography.

Woot for columnar basalt!

Oh, columnar jointing! You are so sexy. 

(via fyeahgeology)

callmekitto:

priceofliberty:

taktophoto:

Tale of nature from Vyacheslav Mishchenko

every single one of these photos looks like a dream

omg snails

what beautiful creatures

I have a Cambrian snail named after me. These are a lot larger and far less extinct. Also I am at Logan waiting get on a plane to Las Vegas which has nothing to do with snails.

(via soyonscruels)

forgetgutenberg:

space-operatic:

Hugo Weaving in The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert (1994)

You possibly already know this, but I saw Priscilla and Pulp Fiction on the same day when they were first in theaters. It may have been something of a formative experience. (Maybe explains why I would so love to see a movie in which Mitzie and Felicia FIGHT CRIME. While Bernadette sighs and fixes their little messes with perfectly timed explosions.) (And someone says Ralph one too many times and there is an epic action movie showdown. From which Bernadette strolls, unscathed, frock unsmirched, lipstick perfect, tossing her hair, as EVERYTHING BURNS.) (I think Helen Mirren and Tilda Swinton need to be in this movie as well. As glorious SUPERVILLAINS.) (And maybe also Sigourney Weaver, for entirely different reasons.) (I don’t think it would work as well if they were criminals, unless it happened in the Leverage-verse, in which case PARKER and FELICIA would be an AMAZING TEAM OF FABULOUS.) *ahem* Move along, nothing to see here.

Hahahahaha! Dear housemate, you are marvelous! Also, yes, that movie needs to happen.